Friday, August 14, 2009

Dear Michael Vick: You're On The Clock!

Since moving to the Philadelphia area some ten years ago, we've taken to our adopted locale as many a native might: we become immediately outraged at the slightest, um, slight to our fair city, we belligerantly defend her crime, her overpriced cheesesteaks, her (big finger quotes here) "public transportation," and her diversity to the point of irrationality. Why? Because Philadelphia truly is the City of Brotherly (and Sisterly) Love, embracing all ethnicities and lifestyles. She may be on a down-cycle, but that only means the upswing is around the corner.

Now that we've spent our cliché quota.......

Michael Vick has signed a two year contract with the Philadelphia Eagles. Their plan is so simple, it's genius: re-train Vick as the QB he coulda been. If McNabb gets injured, Vick's your starter. If the Iggles make the Superbowl and win, McNabb will probably retire, and Vick is your starter. If they do well and McNabb doesn't retire but Vick proves his worth, trade Vick for beau coup de picks and players. Win-win for everyone.

It's van Gogh in it's simplicity, depth and foresight.

Dear Michael:
You said all the right stuff at your press conference today. Let's see if you can walk the walk... you are ON the CLOCK!

CC to Donovan: Please keep your boy off South Street, and on Straight & Narrow Highway. Coach Dungy can't be everywhere at once, you know.

(and you thought I was fresh outta clichés? I'm just gettin warmed up!)

How long til someone dusts off Gretsky and throws some Phlyers pads on him?

1 comment:

MC said...

I have no comments on Michael Vick, but loved your commentary on Philidelphia. I used to go there all the time to visit family, adn you're pretty spot-on from an outsiders perspective!